Category Archives: News 12

Bunny Killer Boss Comments on TJ’s “Gonads”

That’s a Post-worthy headline, eh? I wheeled my bike up to the Hummerville station this morning and made my way to the bike rack. The man who runs the taxi stand at the station was smoking a butt up against … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Dead Rabbits Are Never Funny

I just drove by Hawthorne train station and saw a News 12 van in the parking lot, its microwave dish out. I pulled in and waited for a crew member to surface, then asked him what the deal was. The … Continue reading

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Nor’easter 2007!

Today, I became the Man I mocked for so many years in Manhattan. You know that Man — bitter soul cursing the extreme weather as he chips the ice off his windshield and prepares for his perilous commute, as his … Continue reading

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Nor’easter 2007!

Today, I became the Man I mocked for so many years in Manhattan. You know that Man — bitter soul cursing the extreme weather as he chips the ice off his windshield and prepares for his perilous commute, as his … Continue reading

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