Category Archives: Aisle Seat

Word of the Day: SNOOZE-RUSE

SNOOZE-RUSE /SNOOZ rooz/ noun: A ploy involving faking sleep on the train while sitting in an aisle seat to prevent other riders from asking you to make the window seat available. [A.K.A. Faux-Doze] Usage: I was truly not in the mood to share my two-seater … Continue reading

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Schmoozing For Seats on the 5:27

A blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman gets on the 5:27. She’s tall and slim and pretty. She’s got some normal looking shmoe in tow. (Happens a lot, doesn’t it?) I’m sitting in my new favorite seat–the “judge’s bench” on the crappy old … Continue reading

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