Overheard on the 8:16 This Morning…

A commuter play in one very short act.

Conductor 1: Hey, Conductor 2, did you see an old guy bolting through the train a few minutes ago?

Conductor 2: No.

Conductor 1: Yeah, he was trying to bamboozle me out of a ticket.

Conductor 2: Hmm. Didn’t see him.

Conductor 1: It’s OK, I’ve got him locked in the bathroom.

Nervous laughter from Greek chorus of morning commuters.

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