A book is coming soon(ish).
It will look like this. When the time is right, I hope you will buy it, enjoy it, share it with friends.
More details to follow.
ACCIDENTAL TOURIST: ACKS-sidd-dental TORR-IST noun: Falling asleep on the commute and waking up several stops past your own in a strange land.
Usage: I had two martinis at lunch, then pulled an Accidental Tourist on the 5:46 to White Plains when I woke up in Southeast and had to cough up 85 bucks for a cab home.