Our Beantown blogging brethren (ah, absolutely awesome alliteration!) witnesses a man eat a loaf of completely plain white bread on the Orange line of the T.
OMalleyontheWeb has all the tasty details in his post “Next Stop Wonderbread.”
He didn’t have any jelly (or jam or peanut butter or fluff) to accompany the bread; he just ate each slice very nonchalantly, as if he were plucking potato chips from a Lay’s bag.
I wonder who would win in a competitive eating contest–Bread Man, or Westchester’s own incomparable ingester, “Darryl Strawberry.”
Thanks to The Saugatucker for the tip.